if i ever have grandkids i want them to ask me about stories from my past, the trials i've endured in my life, the things i've learned... they'll expect some grandiose story from when i was young, wild and free, but hoo boy i won't hesitate to start rambling about that one time a puppet taught me history

listen, puppet history is a masterpiece and I only wish I had discovered it sooner

going fucking bonkers going bananas going INSANE [x]

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

I’m trying to be but getting testosterone without a family doctor is borderline impossible.

Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.

It's a bear market

funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people

the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong

Stede is a strong man for not immediately offering to suck Ed's cock before god and crew the second he saw him looking like this ngl

10 years of pixel art

I’m happy to announce that I’m making an art book to celebrate this anniversary!

Decade collects my pixel artworks from the past 10 years with my thoughts about pixel art, retrospective interview and step-by-step breakdowns of the drawing process. Among other things, I'm happy to have a foreword from the incredible Ikumi Nakamura!

The campaign is live now! You can pledge for your copy here: https://vol.co/collections/decade 

Thank you for helping us make this happen!

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yes!! I’m getting this, thank you!!

ok night showerers here's my question: you get your hair all nice and clean. you wake up. it's tussed it's fucked. then what? you wet it again?

it gets cute waves when I sleep on it wet. it’s my fave. by midday though it’s all straight again :(

I wanted to draw the winter soldier for years but never dared to, I thought I’d definitely mess it up. Late to the party as always, but I finally dared to do it 😊

This one is based on a photo that Sebastian Stan took by chance prior to the Civil War film, having no idea what’s about to come :> I thought it’s wonderfully angsty 😌💅

“The paradox of conservatism is they want being normal to be punk. They want to rebel against authority while being the ones in power. They want to be rugged individuals and they think everyone should be the same as them. They want to overcome adversity while staying in the majority.” -@innuendostudios on twitter